Have normal size babies, please.

The ewes, man, are they a mixed bag this year. Some are having these, tiny miniature lambs, and others are popping out whoopers. Just to put it into context, the size of these lambs is equivalent to squeezing out a 12 year old child, complete with school gear. They’re HUGE.
And trying to catch these old biddys to pull their lambs is a challenge. But to be fair, if I saw someone running hell for leather after me, with green elbow length gloves on, I wouldn’t be hanging around to find out why the gloves go all the way up to the elbow.


We’re 3 weeks into lambing.

And 17 hand reared lambs later, and the novelty has worn off.
Don’t get me wrong! The dear little things are adorable and what not, but I’m kind of sick of them relieving themselves on me.
I think they sense when I’ve got nice, fresh clean clothes on, and they just rub their little hoofs together and think, ‘Winner, got me a clean canvas to go on!’.


Bella is displeased with my lack of food. Seriously, for a cow her age, she should not be getting milk, but no, we’re all too soft and we keep feeding her.

Bella is displeased with my lack of food.
Seriously, for a cow her age, she should not be getting milk, but no, we’re all too soft and we keep feeding her.


‘I’m helping….promise.’ While I was out snapping pictures I turn around and see this fool has my tripod on the ground. I had a bit of a chuckle, then thought about how much he weighs, and how bent my tripod could end up…

‘I’m helping….promise.’
While I was out snapping pictures I turn around and see this fool has my tripod on the ground. I had a bit of a chuckle, then thought about how much he weighs, and how bent my tripod could end up…


I’m like an expectant father haunting the waiting room.

Every morning I nervously go into each paddock dying to see tiny little lamb feet on the ground…

AND NO ONE IS SQUEEZING OUT BABIES FOR ME.


How open and free does that look?

How open and free does that look?



I sat out in the paddock with my cows, sheep and camera.

Sitting out there a few hours before the sun-sets, with the birds flying about and happily talking among themselves, the breeze rustling the trees and carrying the sounds of the ending day was so damn relaxing.
I had my pet sheep chewing on my boots and the cows licking my elbows while I snapped a few photos and I thought ‘I really am lucky, this lifestyle is entirely something else.’


During summer these chaps sit up on the posts and stare you down. Except this one. He wussed out and ran away from me.

During summer these chaps sit up on the posts and stare you down. Except this one. He wussed out and ran away from me.


This is Charlie and Barny.
My inquisitive moo-babies, who put themselves on agistment…in the neighbours paddocks. Hmm.

This is Charlie and Barny.

My inquisitive moo-babies, who put themselves on agistment…in the neighbours paddocks. Hmm.


This is my baby, when he was more of a baby…And I swear this is not photoshopped! He was actually smiling like that. I’ve never seen a lamb like him before, but he is a bit special after all!

This is my baby, when he was more of a baby…
And I swear this is not photoshopped! He was actually smiling like that. I’ve never seen a lamb like him before, but he is a bit special after all!